Living La Vida Dorka

...or something. Another job interview today, then back to hitting the phones and emails.

Current Location: My room, as usual
Current Music: Raging Slab - Don't Dog Me

So yeah. Hey there, folks. I've been busy lately with job stuff. Interview today and another one tomorrow. I think there's a third one afterwards, but so far, I might have employment, finally. Careerbuilder and Monster both payoff, but Careerbuilder seems to be the most active. Wish me luck.

Current Location: As usual, my room
Current Mood: hopeful
Current Music: Prince Charming - Adam and the Ants

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12 most influential comics in my life. OK, Livejournal will NOT let me upload from my desktop...
Here we go, in no particular order.

1. Batman:The Killing Joke - The ultimate bad day for Jim Gordon. The end of the story has the Joker getting Batman to laugh at a rather bad and corny old joke, proving that Bats DOES have a sense of humor. This is quite possibly the best Joker story written.
2. Batman:Arkham Asylum - Why Arkham is such a hellhole, and what happens when you let the inmates run it. Another masterful tale about the Joker and Batman, delving into their psyches, and with artwork to match the dark, twisted and warped recesses of their minds and the asylum itself.
3. 100 Bullets - An amazing premise and an interesting spin on the whole conspiracy theory idea behind big government. Ask yourself: If you were wronged, would you seek vengeance if you knew you couldn't be caught? If you were above the law, would you break it? Tight and precise storytelling and solid artwork make this a fun read.
4. Lone Wolf and Cub - Another story about vengeance (I sense a theme or pattern...), except we see how it affects one man and his son. A classic tale that illustrates the notion that the price of getting what you want is getting what you once wanted, and that the lengths one goes to for vengeance may turn you into that which you hate.
5. Maus - Intense and thoughtful, a phenomenal retelling of the plight of the Jews in Germany through the medium of comics, based on actual experiences by the creator's parents. The use of animals do not in any way diminish the impact of the well crafted stories and the simple art belies the complexity of the narrative. A must read and instant classic in the genre of interpersonal independent comics.
6. Milk and Cheese - Dairy products gone bad! Mindless violence and snappy banter in the name of social commentary. True, they target large groups of the populace who really have it coming to them, and the humor is similar to Tom and Jerry, but there are some nuggets of wisdom to be found. Sure, I'm probably thinking too much, but honestly, it's funny, mean-spirited and a not so guilty pleasure of mine.
7. Transmetropolitan - Spider Jerusalem is a reporter. He has trouble writing articles for his column. A gross oversimplification of one of the BEST comics ever. Dystopian angst and corporate/political hijinx abound as Spider and his filthy assistants go searching for the truth in a world based on lies and deception. He reveals the seedy underbelly of society and the powerful, but at what cost? A shame it did not run longer, but at least it got to wrap itself up nicely at the end. Proof of Orson Welles' old cliche that ANY story has a happy ending, depending on where you end it.
8. The Spirit - 1930's pulp hero stories told with heart as well as mind and muscle. The prototypical two-fisted detective that never becomes stereotypical or trite. Visually stunning and well crafted stories are a hallmark of the godfather of the modern comics industry. Anyone who worked on Batman, hell, any action oriented comics owes this man a debt that can never truly be paid. Read this to learn pacing, storytelling, dialogue... any of the basic intangibles that most comics today lack. A true masterpiece of comics that stand up as well today as they did when first printed.
9. Watchmen - Dystopian retelling of the history of DC superheroes if they actually existed. Layers of meaning and parallels to history, both real and in DC canon are thoughtfully woven together to ask some heavy questions without becoming preachy or trite. There is a fine line between overbearing and intense, and while it blurs in some areas, it dances along it in others.
10. V for Vendetta - Although it might be seen as TOO British for some, the themes it present are universal. At what point do the populace stand up for themselves, and can one person really make a difference? It hums along at a nice pace mostly, but slows down in others to allow the reader to catch his breath and follow along. It never drags, and the ending makes you think. Sometimes, the best endings aren't always the neat and tidy ones.
11. Sam and Max - Surreality done right. Zippy banter, clever repartee and wacky characters collide in a world that's similar to ours, yet TOTALLY unique. Imagine if Groucho Marx, Dennis Miller and Mickey Spillane got together with Max Fleischer and Jean Arp to create a comic. This would be the result.
12. Doom Patrol - Misfit superheroes of the DC Universe unite to fight weird villains and deal with their own personal agendas and group dynamic. The best run in my opinion was drawn by Ted McKeever, master of the surreal, and written by Grant Morrison. Difficult to describe but certainly a blast to read.

It's hard to narrow down a list of this nature to just 12. Obviously some comics are going to be left out. For me, though, these 12 are a list of the ones I go back to for inspiration or just to get back that spark of insanity or creativity. Others include Strangers in Paradise, Scud the Disposable Assassin, Love and Rockets, Locke and Key and several others. As always, willing to discuss these, or your personal faves. Stay frosty, true believers.

Current Location: Here again
Current Mood: apathetic
Current Music: Fun Boy 3 and Bananarama - It Ain't What You Do

PART ONE: COMICS PERSONALITY TYPE

Name:
John Cook IV

Age:
36

Sign:
Aquarius

Introverted or extroverted?
Introverted, mostly.

What are your top 5 procrastination tools?
1. Computer
2. Books
3. RPG's
4. Video Games
5. Other people

What gets your juices flowing?
Usually everything. Lately, not so much.

PART TWO: COMICS CONSUMER

What kind of comics do you like to read?
Anything odd and quirky. Traditional WELL DONE comics with old characters or updates/reworkings of characters. Alternate histories and psychological dramas.

What kind of comics do you dislike?
Badly done, pretentious and "arty" books which insult the intelligence and senses of the reader.

When were you first introduced to comics?
Reading comics at friends' houses. Later collecting and working at comics store.

What were some of your first comics?
Sgt. Rock, Captain America, Batman, Legion of Super Heroes.

When did you first get "The spark"?
I've always written and drawn, in high school, I drew a few comics as well as helped friends with their own ideas.

What is your favorite animated movie?
Hard to pick one, there's always something good coming out. I'd have to say Heavy Metal.

What is your favorite anime series?
Lupin III

PART THREE: COMICS CREATOR

What kind of comics do you make?
Weird ones.

When did you first start making comics?
Around 15.

What are your favorite comic artists right now?
Darwyne Cooke, Will Eisner, Jack Kirby, Ted McKeever, Evan Dorkin, Mark Texeira, Jeph Jacques, RK Mulholland, Justin Pierce... So many others.

What are your main influences in comics?
Eisner, Jeph Loeb, Brian Azzarello, Peter David... A few others who I can't think of at the moment.

Artistically?
Jae Lee, McKeever and Texeira.

Who do you admire in comics?
There's all sorts of weird personalities in the comics business. Jim Shooter for being a maverick, Will Eisner for making the best comics and showing me that comics is more than just ink and paper, Scott McCloud for making comics his life's pursuit and being its champion, Neil Gaiman for daring to be a creative force and general weirdo, Jack Kirby for EVERYTHING and being as prolific as he was and my friend Rachel Dukes for having the guts to be creative for a living despite the difficulties (and not just because this was her survey).

Current Location: Where else?
Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: Who's Your Daddy - Benny Benassi

So I did watch the inauguration for a few moments on the TV this morning, and frankly, was kinda disappointed. Obama messed up the oath on a few occasions, and then gave a bland, meaningless speech. People just went nuts over it, and I thought the whole event was kinda sad. I mean, he milked the whole MLK thing, and that's to be expected, but still this was just so hard to watch. Same buzzwords that got him elected, same meaningless promises and everyone was all wide-eyed and hyper like a mass of small dogs on the verge of wetting themselves. Really, we need more viable third parties in this country, and we need them soon. Otherwise, we're still being asked at the voting booths if we want to be punched in the face, or shoved off the sidewalk. Both are unpleasant, but it seems people will tolerate one more than another. Hope? Hope for what? Change? To what and from what? He hasn't answered these questions, he isn't answering them now, and I doubt he will in the future. Yeah, I'm not following the Obama bandwagon, or naming him the Second Coming of Jesus. Fine. I guess that means thinking for yourself once again is unpopular, but then again, I've never been the most liked person in the world, so why start (or stop) now. Birthday is this weekend. Call or whatever, peeps. Stay frosty, and be safe and happy this year, all of you.

Current Location: Here as usual
Current Mood: blank
Current Music: Jonathan Coulton - Presidents Song

Finally back. So I'm flying back home, and there's a stopover in San Francisco. Get there around 6PM, and there's a 2 1/2 hour layover until the next flight. It's delayed until 10, when they cancel the flight due to fog in San Diego. Next flight? 7AM the next morning, and they won't comp for a room, new policy. Seeing as I have no credit card or a spare $300 for a hotel room or even a means of transportation, I spend the night in the airport. Note that I did not say sleep, as the airport is loud and bright and uncomfortable. I tried to sleep on those rows of chairs, but they are not designed for sleeping, and barely for sitting. It was an orange level alert (elevated risk), which means no unattended bags. So, every time I wanted to go to the bathroom, walk around or do anything, all my stuff came with me. Finally, I get on the plane, only to watch FOG ROLL IN TO THE AIRPORT! The pilots get word from the tower that it's not that thick, and we take off. We get to the airport in San Diego, which is a zoo because it was closed yesterday. I go down to baggage claim, and they've got all 3 carousels running and hundreds of bags littering the floor. I wait by one carousel, my bag comes off the conveyor, and I call home and get a ride back after an event-filled 25 hours. Unpacked, went to sleep then went to a New Year's Party. So... sleep deprivation, diabetic spikes in both directions, weather issues, idiots in the airline industry as well as fellow travelers being morons and traffic in 2 major cities did not prevent me from getting home and celebrating New Year's. There's more to this story, but you'll have to call or visit to hear it. Asking nicely will probably work as well, and bribery with food and/or beverages is always appreciated. Stay frosty, my friends.

Current Location: Here
Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Everyday Sunshine by Fishbone

Going up on Friday to WA for the funeral. Back Tuesday.

Current Location: Still here at the moment
Current Mood: blank
Current Music: 'One Man Army' - Our Lady Peace

My grandmother died today. After 2 years of dialysis, hospices and degenerating health, she finally passed on. I'm dealing with this in my own way, but it's kind of odd. She was my last grandparent, but now, she's with my grandfather, together again and for eternity. Sorry for the weirdness. Back to normal later.

Current Location: Right here
Current Mood: numb
Current Music: nothing at the moment

1.
Wrapping paper or gift bags?
I've done both.


2.
Real tree or Artificial?
Artificial, because that's what we own. Is it sad that the traditional tree we use is the same sad plastic and metal one?


3.
When do you put up the tree?
Usually the week before Christmas.


4: When do you take down your tree?
Around New year's.

5.
Do you like eggnog?
Nope. It even sounds nasty.


6.
Favorite gift received as a child?
Every year I got something awesome, hard to narrow it down to one. Cash works.

7.
Hardest person to buy for?
Mother.

8.
Easiest person to buy for?
My neice.

9.
Do you have a nativity scene?
No, but we have a Lladro Venetian Festival scene. Does that count?

10.
Mail or email Christmas cards?
Usually email.

11.
Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
Can't think of a bad gift...

12.
Favorite Christmas Movie?
Scrooge, the musical with George C Scott.

13.
When do you start shopping?
December in general.


14.
Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?
LAtely, it's the only way I can afford to shop for people.

15.
Favorite candy at Christmas?
Candy canes, when I have candy.

16.
Lights on the tree?
We string outdoor lights on the tree amongst the ornaments. No we aren't living in a trailer park!

17.
Favorite Christmas song?
Fairytale in New York, or Father Christmas.

18.
Travel at Christmas or stay home?
Stay home, but we used to go up to WA for the holidays.


19.
Can you name all of Santa's reindeer's?
All 9 of them.

20.
Angel on the tree top or a star?
The most discophonic star from the late 60's. NO, WE AREN'T LIVING IN A TRAILER PARK! STOP JUDGING!.

21.
Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?
Christmas morning, in an orgy of festivities and consumerism.


22.
Most annoying thing about this time of the year?
How warped shoppers can be, and traffic arounf the dozens of malls and stores here.

23.
Favorite ornament theme or color?
Just old fashioned glass ball ornaments and anything homemade.

24.
Favorite for Christmas dinner?
Ham.

25.
What do you want for Christmas this year?
Anything really, but the Paranoid Agent DVD collection would be nice.

26.
Who is most likely to respond to this?
Quizzes are generally not responded to, but read sometimes.

27.
Who is least likely to respond to this?
Hard to say. Most of my friends don't do quizzes. Not a big deal, really.

Current Location: My room
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses

I can't help but chuckle when people talk about how we 'won' with Obama as president. What did we win? More tax and spend socialism by the Democratic Party (motto: Holding America Hostage since the 1960's)? No thank you, I like my money. Still, it's better than McCain (Bush Jr.) and Sarah Palin (I'm not going to say what I think about her here because frankly I would use words and phrases that might get me slapped). What the hell was he thinking? The main reason McCain lost was because, like the rest of the Republican Party, he started thinking like a Democrat. Well, congratulations America, we could have picked a viable 3rd party candidate like Ron Paul or Alan Keyes, and we screwed up again by buying into a 2-Party system that is going to screw us over horribly. Nothing changed, and we're all to blame. It's like the tagline from the AvP film: No matter who wins, we lose. I still believe that if God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. It's like the old saying goes, we don't get the government we want, we get the one we deserve. It's happened every election, and is further proof we should make IQ tests mandatory for voter registration, to keep out the idiots who vote Yes on Prop 8 and no on Prop B and still think 3rd parties are wasted votes. Me, I'm not sad or angry or moving to Canada yet, but if this all works out, I'll be shocked and pleasantly surprised. If Obama fails, I won't say I told you so because I didn't, but I will admit that I doubt he could do worse, or at least not be an improvement over the last 8 years of sheer incompetence. W, Cheney, Rove and Rumsfeld are a Mount Rushmore of neo-con pseudo-imperialistic stupidity, and knowing that by January that they'll be out of political office makes me happy to an extent. OK, deliriously happy like Christams wrapped in Thanksgiving and covered in strippers. Still, McCain could have won with a better running mate and he's not a bad guy, just he made too many mistakes and listened to the wrong people. I've always been and will continue to be a skeptic, not a disbeliever, just need to be proven wrong or right by circumstances. Too many of us stay ignorant of the world and hope. Hope is a sucker bet in politics, just expect the worst and go from there. I guess no one remember Jimmy Carter anymore. Let's hope (there's that word again!) Obama does, and moves in another direction, and picks the correct one.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Toybox - ICP

Is today special?
Not really.

Who's bulletins always make you laugh?
Can't think of anyone who's consistent.

Do you know anyone's birthday coming up?
Several people's...

What woke you up today?
Radio.

Do you like someone?
Not as good a question as if anyone likes me.

Have you ever thought about getting back with an ex?
No ex to get back with.

What is the last movie you saw?
In the theatre, it was Dark Knight

Do you laugh when people get hurt?
Depends on the person. Usually yes.

Have you ever had absence?
From school, work, all sorts of places.

Do you know someone who drives an STI?
A what?

Would you want to be famous?
Not really.

Last person to text you?
Do not have text. AIM, My friend in Missouri.

Where do you always run into people?
On the street!

What are your plans for tomorrow?
No idea. Depends on other people.

Do you have any siblings?
Older sister.

Do you like super hero movies?
Sometimes.

Who is someone you are excited to see?
All sorts of people who I never get to see.

Does heartbreak hurt as much as they say?
Not anymore. It's a way of life at this point.

Have you ever spent too much time chasing a guy/girl?
Define too much.

Are you excited to see the new Transformers movie?
Meh, whatever.

What did you think about The Dark Knight?
Amazing film, but they dropped the ball in a couple spots.

Do you like San Francisco?
It's all right. Expensive, though.

Have you ever gone on a road trip with a group of friends?
Nope, but it would be fun.

What did you last drink?
Water.

Do you believe once a cheater always a cheater?
Pretty much, but it's not so bad.

Has a friend ever hooked up with your ex?
No ex...

How did you feel?
Um... Never dated...

If you and your boyfriend/girlfriend broke up would any of your current friends hook up with them?
Not dating.

Have you ever been clubbing in the United States?
A couple times. Never again.

Do you have to be drunk to have fun?
Nope.

What was the last reason you laughed?
YouTube.

Have you ever worked at a Target or Walmart?
Nope.

Do you miss anyone right now?
Too many to list.

Why are you doing this survey?
Why not. Been a while since I did one of these.

1 How old are you ?
35

2 Your hometown is?
I guess San Diego, but born in Monterey, CA.

3 Where do you live now?
Home.

4 Height? Weight if you dare?
5'9". back up to 300...

5 Appearance?
Not much to look at.

6 Ethnicty?
Japanese/Swedish/Irish/etc.

7 Orientation?
Straight, mostly.

8 When did you lose your virginity?
Haven't.

9 Do you regret it?
Kinda.

10 Why?
Because at this rate, gonna stay like this forever.

11 Do you care what others think about you?
Not since I was 11.

12 Think your hot, sexy, boring, average, unique, or weird?
Boring and weird.

13 Why?
The others do not apply.

14 Best part of your body?
Don't have one

15 Worst part of your body?
Everywhere else.

16 Do you care about people?
Kinda. Do they care about me. Not so much.

17 Why/Who?
A few close friends, because they're awesome.

18 Do you find yourself attractive?
Nope.

19 Do you fall into love easy, fast, neither, or depends upon the person?
Depends on person.

20 How many people have you slept with?
None.

21 And at one time?
NONE.

22 Do you smile when you see yourself in the mirror?
Nope.

23 Do laugh or smile for no reason?
Sometimes.

24 How many relationships have you had?
None.


25 Long-term, short-term-one nighters
I'll take anything at this point.

26 What or who do you fall asleep thinking of/about?
too many things to count.

27 Are you in a relationship now?
Nope.

28 How honest are you right now with this survey?
So far, very.

29 Do you cry when your alone?
Nope.

30 Why?
No need.

31 Do you believe in Karma?
Indeed.

32 Has Karma ever smacked you in the face?
Sometimes, not the face.

33 Are you a liar or cheater?
Sometimes.

34 How many times have you lied in the past year?(even white lies)
Under advice of counsel...

35 The right guy for you is?
Nonexistent.

36 The right girl for you is?
Also nonexistent, apparently.

37 Do you believe opposites attract?
It can happen.

38 Do you have/love/want kids?
NO, yes, and sure.

39 Are you respectful of your elders?
Not really.

40 What's in your heart right now?
Nothing.

41 Is there anything you want people to know about you?
I'm not as happy as I pretend to be, but no one lets me be myself. I'm always entertaining people and they rarely reciprocate. Frankly, I'm getting tired of it.

42 What's the worst thing you have ever done?
... I plead the Fifth...

1 Where did your last kiss take place?
I can't remember.

2 Who knows a secret or two about you?
Several people. Whether or not they're true...

3 Four words to explain why you last threw up?
Eating tainted meat bad.

4 Have you ever burned yourself?
A few times, but all accidents.

5 What's crazy to you?
Good question.

6 Favorite cuss word:
Fuck.

7 Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
Too many people.

8 Who is your hero?
No one.

9 Would you ever want to be a supermodel?
Nope.

10 Who is the most experimental person you know?
No idea.

11 Do you tell white lies?
Jesu's bones have I lied...

12 When is your next party?
No idea, since I doubt people would show up.

13 Who do you want to be with right now?
Why bother.

14 Do you scratch when and where you want to scratch?
Sometimes.

15 How do you handle a break up?
No idea.

16 Your motivation for tomorrow?
Make it through another day.

17 Do you know what you will wear tomorrow?
Nope.

18 Last person to make you laugh?
Gabe.

19 Last thing you ate?
Cookie.

20 Do u ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
Ewww... No.

21 Have you ever accidentally eaten an insect?
Yeah, even on purpose a couple times.

22 Do daddy long legs freak you out?
Not so much.

23 Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
Nope.

24 Have you ever dropped food on the floor and eaten it?
I don't make a habit of it, but yeah.

25 Do you kiss your pets on the mouth?
Nope.

26 Do you talk baby talk?
Nope.

27 What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
H H Holmes.

28 Do you watch court tv?
Sometimes.

29 Would you ever work in a retirement home?
Nope.

30 Do you believe plants have feelings?
Nope.

31 Do you laugh at people with "bowl" haircuts?
I try not to.

32 Do you have nervous twitches?
Oh yeah

33 Are you ever purposely irritating?
I don't think so.

34 If you could fly, where would you go first?
Away from here.

35 Do you prefer boats or planes?
No preference.

36 Love or lust?
Either. Both.

37 One best friend or 10 aquaintances?
Both!

38 Favorite food?
Hard to make a choice. Right now, burgers.

39 Do you believe that your first love never dies?
LMAO!

40 What upcoming event are you waiting and ready for?
Nothing, really.

41 Current smell?
My room? Chocolate. In general, I need a shower.

42 Do you get your nails done?
Nope.

43 Most favorite person?
Can't think of one. Humankind in general just baffles me.

44 What was the last thing you ordered at McDonald's?
Breakfast.

45 Are you an emotional person?
Sometimes yes, sometimes not at all. I wish I could control it...

46 Do you like your name?
Mostly.

47 Do you have plans this weekend?
Yes and no, kinda open.

48 Do you work?
Not at the moment.

49 Do you dance naked in your room?
I don't dance. Kinda pointless.

50 When did your last relationship end?
Never had one. Jeez...

51 What are you listening to right now?
TV, No Reservations.

52 Biggest fear?
Spiders, I suppose.

53 How long have you been a part of myspace?
3-4 years.

54 Favorite place to be?
My room. Anyone care to help with this? Please?

55 What are you wearing right now?
T shirt and shorts.

56 Are your toes painted?
Nope.

57 Does anyone hate you?
Probably, I'm hard to get along with.

58 How many people do you trust fully?
Once again, a small group of people.

59 Did you have fun doing this?
Kinda.

60 Are you thinking of someone right now?
Yes.


1 You have a goal or aspiration for your life.

What is it?

Why bother.


2 What happened that caused you to hurt so bad internally?

Self-inflicted abuse over my lifetime.

3 There is something that scares you more than anything.

What is it that you fear so much?
Carnivorous birds with teeth

4 Why are you so afraid of it?

Dude...


5 What is it that gives your life purpose and meaning?

Nothing.


6 We are all told lies about ourselves that damage our self-esteem.

What lie have you been told that has damaged your self-esteem at some point in time?

I can't remember HAVING self-esteem. Something I'm working on.


7 There is one thing that you deep down know is good about you.

What is this one thing?
Not a damn thing.

8 We have all had an event in our lives that we wish never happened even if we have no regrets.

What happened?

Grandfather's funeral. RIP...


9 Deep down you desire for emotional contact with someone. However, you wont let down your guard in fear of being hurt again.

Do you honestly believe that it is fair to expect someone to be able to tear down your defenses in order to connect with you?

Not really, but no one's tried yet.

10 Studies show that human beings need love and nurturing to survive. I wonder.

Is playing life safely really worth cutting yourself off from what is shown to be a necessity for your survival?

I don't believe it is a necessity.

11 How do you define love?

Like a cure for AIDS. It's a good thing, and I approve, just nothing I'll ever get to use in my lifetime.

12 What is it about the true you that leads you to think that very few if anyone would like you if they knew the true you?

So many things.

13 Describe the real you.

Who are you really?

Good question.

14 We all have an idea of who we want to become. Describe the type of person you want to be.
I don't know anymore.

15 What is it that keeps you from becoming the type of person you want to be?

Reality.

16 We all have someone we look up to.

Who do you look up to?
No one. Heroes are a waste of time, and always disappointing.

17 Theres something youve always wanted to do in your life.

What is it that youve always wanted to do?
Succeed at something.

18 Is it really fair to judge and damage the self-esteem of others in a poor attempt to make ourselves feel better?

Not really.

19 Is happiness worth the risk of temporary pain?
Life is pain. get happiness where you can and however you can get it. Fuck other people.

20 How does it feel to have left yourself wide open and allowed others to see through to the real you?

Intriguing.

1 You are alone with your girlfriend/boyfriend. No one is going to be along for a long time, and there is a guarantee that you wont be caught. Emotions are high and hormones kick in.

How far do you go?

As far as I can get away with.

2 Guys are told to use protection.

Do you subscribe to this line of thought?
Totally.

3 Your girlfriend or a girl from a one night stand is pregnant with your child.

What do you do?

Man up and take responsibility.


4 You become pregnant whether you give consent or not.

What do you do?

Not gonna happen.

5 You become infected with an STD. This may have happened before or during your marriage/relationship.

Do you inform your boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife?

Hell yeah! Responsibility is always the best course of action.

6 Assume you are married. You suddenly discover that you have no money left to your name. You will remain living this way if you stay married. The only way out of financial trouble is through divorce.

What do you do?

Move on.

7 Assume you are married. Your wife/husband is acting differently than they use to when you were first married. You become dissatisfied with your marriage. You attempt to talk to them, but they become defensive and precede you to blame you. You both feel as though the other is to blame.

What do you do?

Move on. No relationship is worth that much pain.

8 You walk past a homeless person. They ask you for some change so that they can buy some food. You have seventy five cents in your pocket and twenty dollars in ones and fives in your wallet/purse.

What do you give if anything?

5 bucks.

9 You are told that having a/another child may be fatal.

What do you do?

Male, so no preggies.

10 You are told that having a/another child will be fatal for your wife/girlfriend.

What do you do?

Stop having kids.

11 You are quite the little social butterfly. Every weekend you go to parties. Some people there you know. Others you dont. Theres alcohol there.

Do you stay?

Sure

12 Youre in the same situation, but assume that you stay. Youre offered a drink.

Do you take it?

Nope.

13 Assume the same situation, but you decide to drink.

Where do you draw the line and stop?

1 drink. If that.


14 Your best friend has started to date the person you've wanted to date for several months now. You never made your feelings known to anyone.

What do you do?

Chalk it up to my life sucks and go back to bed. I've been here before so many times...

15 The boyfriend/girlfriend of one of your friends has started to flirt and come on to you while still dating your friend. This friend is unaware of what's happening. You are slightly attracted to the guy/girl flirting with you. This friend is not your best friend. . . .

what do you do?
Go as far as she'll let me.

16 Your boyfriend is pressuring you to take your relationship to the next level physically. You don't want to lose him, and you're afraid that he’ll leave you if you say no.

Do you take the relationship to the next level physically?

Not gay, so no idea.

17 All of your friends are getting together on a weekend. They're telling you that they are going to get drunk. Your friends see this as acceptable behavior, and don't associate with people who don't agree with them. The only way to keep your friends is to go along with it . . .

what do you do?

Since most of my friends go out drinking on the weekends anyway, I just stay home.

18 Guys are told that it is ok to look at women as objects. They are encouraged to see women solely as objects of pleasure, and the concept of beauty is based solely on the physical appearance of the woman.

Should women be taken at face value literally, or i

Women are people, not things.

19 Popular culture says that guys have to have six pack abs and a tight butt to be appealing to women. Studies show that women prefer men who fit this description. Interestingly enough, most women will deny these results.

Why do you think that is?

Because women are shallow.

1 Have you ever liked someone and not told them how you feel?
Yes.

2 Had a crush on a brother/sister's friend?
Nope.

3 Favorite spot to be kissed?
Anywhere.

4 Dominant or submissive?
Both!

5 Would you live with your g/f or b/f?
Indeed.

6 Would you change yourself for someone?
Depends, but probably not.

7 Are you a virgin?
Yes.

8 Straight?
Yes

9 Gay?
No

10 Bi?
Maybe.

11 Would you/have you had a threesome?
Sounds like a possibility.

12 ever cheated on someone?
Nope.

13 Do you use protection?
Never had to.

14 Have you ever thought a teacher was hot?
A couple.

15 Made out with someone in school?
Nope.

16 Lied about the sex being good?
Nope.

17 Faked an orgasm?
Kinda hard to do that...

18 Been in love with more than one person at a time?
Oh yeah

19 Are you a player?
Sometimes, when I'm not a GM.

20 Have you ever been used?
By more people than I care to admit, and by those who refuse to admit it. You know who you are...

21 At what age did you receive your first kiss?
No idea.

22 Do you get jealous easily?
I dunno about easily...

24 Do you hide your feelings from those you care about?
Of course. Why give anyone ammunition?

Current Location: My room
Current Mood: apathetic
Current Music: Wasting Time - Blink 182

STEP 01 — Load up all your music in your music player and hit shuffle.
STEP 02 — Post the first line of the first 100 songs that pop up.
STEP 03 — Let everyone take a guess at the artist and song.
STEP 04 — ONLY CHEATERS USE GOOGLE!! D:<
STEP 05 — READYSET

BTW these are pretty easy in my opinion, so just have fun!

Current Location: here
Current Music: John The Fisherman - Primus

Quite possibly the funniest thing Spike Lee has ever said, and in retrospect, the truest. Hey there, kids. According to the clock, It's been 3 hours since I officially turned 35. I slept through it this time, not like I did 3 and a half decades ago. I don't feel 35. I feel at the same time both older and younger than this. Looking back, I never thought I would be at this particular point in my life. I thought I would either be dead or more successful. Somewhere in between is nice though. I thought I would pause and say thanks to all of you out there for all the support and whatnot over the years. I can honestly say I have the best group of friends and acquaintances evar, even if I don't always act like I appreciate it or care. it's part of the magic that is me. OK that last line sounded really hokey, and I apologize for it. Still, you all rawk. Go you! Got some stuff planned with friends today, but go ahead and drop me a message or call if you feels like it. As always, stay frosty and I bid you peace. Namaste, Motherfuckers!!!!

Current Location: my room
Current Music: La Sirenita - Plastilina Mosh

I Am A: Chaotic Good Human Wizard (4th Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-12

Dexterity-16

Constitution-13

Intelligence-15

Wisdom-16

Charisma-12


Alignment:
Chaotic Good A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he's kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. Chaotic good is the best alignment you can be because it combines a good heart with a free spirit. However, chaotic good can be a dangerous alignment because it disrupts the order of society and punishes those who do well for themselves.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Class:
Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.


Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)




Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXX (6)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXX (3)
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Neutral - XXXXXXX (7)
Evil ---- XXX (3)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Orc - (0)

Class:
Barbarian - (-4)
Bard ------ XXXX (4)
Cleric ---- (-6)
Druid ----- (-19)
Fighter --- (0)
Monk ------ (-19)
Paladin --- (-21)
Ranger ---- (-4)
Rogue ----- (0)
Sorcerer -- (-2)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXX (8)

Current Location: right here!
Current Music: Food Network in the BG

The Rock HAS COME BACK-

OK, no he didn't, but still. Here it is, a Christmas wish listy thing that runs here and on Myspace. Gonna be the same for the most part. Anyways, here it is.

Amplitude (PS2)
Frequency (PS2)
Def Jam Vendetta (Gamecube)
Def Jam Fight for New York (GameCube)
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle (Gamecube)
Simpsons Hit and Run (Gamecube)
Starfox Adventures (Gamecube)
Mario Kart Double Dash (Gamecube)
Any Dreamcast, PS2 or Gamecube games you think I would like. Sonic and Mario are always welcome in this house, but I dig anything.
New PS2 Controller

Music CD's of all sorts. Anything you like I probably will if it isn't pop mainstream stuff or nu-metal or that sort of thing. Whatever weirdness you think I would be into will be all right.

Eris knows I have enough art supplies, but sketchbooks and other media are always welcome, as well as sets of drawing pencils and erasers, since I go through them like a chainsaw through a zombie.

Dice. Oh dear Gaia do I love me some dice.

DVD's :Wall Street, Training Day, anything yoga/tai chi/pilates related, any film deemed must own by the movie mavens out there, and you know who you are. Speaking of which, those weird power bands they use to exercise with, A set of those would rawk.

Books of all sorts. If you think I need something sci fi/fantasy or whatever, hook me up. I read anything, everything.

Gaming wise, don't worry about me unless you can get it cheap. In that case, first run Shadowrun (1st or 2nd edition), Legend of the 5 Rings (d10 system please) and 7th Sea would be appreciated, or just any cheap system that you think I could run or just get a kick out of because there's a lot of weird stuff out there.

Sugar-free chocolate, cookies and other desserts exist. Anything you think is snackworthy and relatively healthy.

Telltale Games has the Sam and max Season 1 and 2 on sale. Also Popcap Games are fun and always appreciated. Also, a preorder of A Fool and his Money would rawk.

Singing bowls and other buddhist imagery would be appreciated.

That just about covers it. Of course, you could always surprise me with things, and that's cool as well. Speaking of shopping, I need to do that this week. Anyone feeling brave/foolhardy enough to join me, go ahead and call. We shall brave the madding crowds and chaotic hordes together. We will give no quarter, show no mercy and take no prisoners. Afterwards, perhaps a celebration of sorts. Message me here or call or IM or whatever. Until then, stay frosty, enjoy the holidays and just relax. IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS- oh forget it...

Current Location: my room, where else?
Current Mood: lonely
Current Music: Gamecube memory card BGM

Yet another musical reference. Go figure...

First, the Toyota is dead. End of an era, huh? I put backseats in the van, so yeah, the jokes are gonna keep coming. Meh, that's all right.

My dad came down for the weekend. It was a short visit, but all right. My parents are getting divorced. I'm not sure what to think of it. I mean, they separated back in '94, so it isn't a complete shock. Money is gonna be tight, and I'm looking for work and a new place. I'm in the 'my resume and portfolio look like crap and my job history sucks but I am trying to update' phase. Maggie helped me with job postings online and such. She rules. I sent out emails and such.

Got to exercise today, that was good. I need to do more of that.

Me and my computer have been seeing a lot of each other. Photoshop and other software are taking up my time. I want to learn some new languages, like coding. Been listening to a lot of music, all sorts. Right now, I'm in this really weird state of mind. The drive home from Christina's was weird. IThe radio was actually cooperating with the good music. Now, I'm not sure what to do. Being around people is nice. I should do that more often. I guess I'm lonely and a little bored, even with everything going on. So if you're free, give me a call or IM me or whatever. drop by and see me here or something if I am free and you are as well. Yeah, I'm needy. Well then.

That's it for now. The rain is nice, pity it won't last very long. Stay frosty, puddle jumpers.

Current Location: my computer
Current Mood: energetic
Current Music: Bleed it Out - Linkin Park

Meme borrowed from other people.

Comment, and I will comment back with a picture of the fictional character that most reminds me of you. Then post the same in your journal.

Current Location: still here
Current Music: lots of stuff at the moment...

OK folks. Mission accomplished. Gonna throw mad props to Matt and Rich for the assist.

Current Location: here
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Booyaka - POD

If any of you can help me this weekend with moving furniture, please call me or reply. Thank you, and stay frosty, pooh bears and tiggers!

Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Too Hot - Swollen Members